小小澳洲...叱!难不到本少爷！！

finally i remember u~

2006-06-10T09:45:00.000-07:00

counted from the last posted, i totally disappeared for more than half year. oh shit!what the hell i was doing. since last few days, i past through sm3r.com(really unforgetable memories). i just remembered that my lovely blog. sorry my dear blog...i miss u alot...i wont let u alone again! i am back!!!wahahhaahaha. i got a lot of interesting news to show off!!
To Be Continue....

-lovely abalone-

2005-11-28T07:57:00.000-08:00

淡淡的鲍鱼节又来临了。我嘴叼的习惯又顶不了了。我跟我auntie的老公及个朋友驾车到suburb 的海边，其实只有几个地方可以抓啦。我没牌，所以只可以斋看，帮帮抓看看，碰碰运气能抓到大的。哪儿知道抓个空，只抓到seasnail n starfish. shit。我的uncle 就抓了20只哦！哈哈！晚上就BBQ鲍鱼~~ 果真新鲜的鲍鱼特别香甜的哦！加上salad, steak, cheese, beer n redwine 的配搭。真是美味无穷~来澳州！我请你们吃哦！！这里可要卖aus$100 perkg o!

-cottlesloe beach-

2005-11-09T08:18:00.000-08:00

haha. thats the day i went to cottlesloe beach with a whole bunches of fat assess!!it was bloddy fun. although that was the first time i took bus to beach. but worth it! wheni reached there.oh my god!!! i had seen a lot of freaking big hooters that i wish to see!!!but unlucky is....y the two'xiao po' didnt wear bikinis..then i could have something to wash my eyes~~haha!!but no.....n when took this picture, a dumb ass push my head!! i hate the dumb ass!! i wanna kick her ass!!!!!besides that, there were loads of hot chicks there. especially aussie hot chicks. oh my god!!that so my cup of tea!!!its normal guys mentallity, but they say i was very horny. what the hell!! they r weird. n one of my friend( the taller one) he forgot to bring his swimming trunk. n when he went into the sea, hahha. u know what happen, he lost his pant~n his ass cleavage was shown. shit!! thats disgusting.

-恐怖的西大利面-

2005-08-29T02:02:00.000-07:00

oh yeah~~来了这儿这么久，就吃了意大利面这么久。啊。。。我快要变成意大利人了。但庆幸得，我终于学会了煮一盘外观完美，内涵绝佳，吃了还想回味的意大利面。哈哈。这就是我煮得了。看起来很不错呢。但我真的怕了。我不想再看到西大利面了。。。。

-My lovely new house~-

2005-08-18T01:22:00.000-07:00

This is a corridor through to my room

eh...my friendly housemate in living room..

ohyeah~my lovely kitchen~
These all my new house in aus pic. hm...nothing special here, but the house is nicer than malaysia much more. the floor is covered capet.hmm..nice. i love it.n...included air-con and heater coth ways,but not those just fix in living. so i need to buy a heater. this house considers to be a small house. normally the house is quite big enough. but the price also 'big'enough.hihi

-完了。。我要变肥子了。。-

2005-08-16T00:53:00.000-07:00

i spent nearly one month over here. i can bravely say that every single meal was cooking by myself.damn, i never thought that the food is very expensive here.ah....i wanna die for it.i have already eat spacgati for about one month....oo..i wanna vomit...but thats a best test for me. now i can cook a very delicious meal for myself.hahaha. cheese, meant meat, aussie sausage, mushroom, ham, salad....n etc.i will become a fattie...shit..我六粒腹肌的梦想泡汤了。。。

-难忘的一张照-

2005-08-13T23:59:00.000-07:00

This photo was taken before i went to perth. opps,我吃得这么大个人，第一次遇到竟然是要飞出国的人等待来送机的人。真是前所未闻。咳。。。但无论如何，大家都很有心来欢送本少爷。虽然当时已经很迟了，飞机也快要开飞了，但我还是等他们来。相集的时间也只是那几分钟，所以只能拍到了这张照罢了。但好过没人来啦。对不对？？要他们这么早来送本少爷，真是不好意识。无论如何，我还是要说声“谢谢你们".

-Finally i reached perth-

2005-08-13T06:37:00.000-07:00

Hai.actually reached here about one month ago.no net supply here. quite pity.today is the second day i get my net. that fellow confirmed for us that would installed the net for us for last two week. mana tahu,shit. He did it yesterday. 放我飞机！！made me cant online for a month. shit.singaporian tak boleh pakai punya.but everything was overed. finally i can online now.but dont know y, aus net is so bad. i installed a 512 package. but it is damn slow. make me so angry n geram. y like that!!!!

-time is going fast-

2005-07-04T07:50:00.000-07:00

just few day ago. it's only 20 over of june. but now already 4th of july. oh my god! my flight is on 10th. 不知不觉就这么过了这么多天。咳。。。之前的plan都要泡汤了。。。虽然只是出国不会很久，可能半年就会回来了，但这可是本少爷第一次出远门呐！~一定要风风光光的嘛。本想在飞之前找找朋友出来废废的。我看也没机会了。没想到时间过得真快啊。咳。。。。真是悲伤。。想念之情渐渐的浓了起来。人在异乡为异客，每逢佳节倍思亲。。。。悲伤。。悲伤。。连上网post东西都成问题。。。好悲伤。。

-哈哈！！新电脑耶！！-

2005-06-18T10:16:00.000-07:00

哈哈，梦想的私人电脑终于实现了。做了差不多整整两个多月的调查，筹集资料，询问价钱，等等。不知走了多少间百货。最吊的是，每次走电脑店的时候，都会传来一阵阵的召唤声~~

“靓仔，要买点什么吗？来啦，不卖也看看拉~”

来回十次，就会连续听到十次。这样还不算什么。我不知她们眼角膜还是近视太深。妈的，身形脸部简直就和李何冲完全相像的人，他们也乱叫一通~靓仔，来拉。想到都生气。原本被人叫声靓仔是高兴的一件事。但。。看到他这么乱叫就有点气了。但最后还是买到了我梦寐以求的宝贝小甜心-爱的小电脑~~高兴死我了~~

-哦射啊！-

2005-05-31T08:35:00.000-07:00

hm........actually i dont know which 'baby' took this picture.damn,i was not doing 'that thing' on that moment !!but dont know y it shown that i am so....真是耻辱啊！！但我又很喜欢这张照也。拍到挺特别的嘛。嘿嘿。。。。。

-朕即将征服澳洲!!!!! -

2005-05-30T02:08:00.000-07:00

各位可爱的平民们！！朕即将征服澳洲了！！其实本来朕不是今年出国的。但每想到学校批准了。哈！真是有点期待又怕受伤害呢。 hmm....时间是还没决定，但肯定是七月了。机票等都还没买呢。真得狠赶呢。一考完式就要飞叻的了。很多事都要亲身搞定。很麻烦，但朕也学了不少东西。所以最近都没发贴东西哦。真是让大家失望了。但不用紧，很快朕就会返回轻松了。也会在网上和大家见面了。等我肯定出国的日期后，我会发贴于此，大家要来送朕的机哦！！我会想念你们的哦！！

-Busyyyy.........days(>_<):-

2005-05-05T02:55:00.000-07:00

Quite a few days didnt post something here. But actually i dont know what i am busy for. since last week, i was quite relax at home n chit chatting arround subang. but that was so short for my happy day....the monster assignments was come into my life. Ate my happy memory, destroyed all my excellent life.Fuck. Made me falt into hell. that was axactly hell life. i did the fucking accounting till the 4am of mid night continuously four day. Tat was fine. But it is still not yet balance till today!!what the fuck. i checked it many many time(i think have abt 10++ times)! Y it still not balnce !!it makes me mad! but no choice....i still need to do...

-little funny篇-:

2005-04-28T09:31:00.001-07:00

..... spot the difference
haha.i learned this little funny thing from someone who call himself happynorseman. At times i will call him 杂种 cause he is mix parentage between a taiwanese n a malaysian. At asia cafe foodcourt recently, he told me that he could make the Agong smile and pout. Surprisingly he did it! I never thought that a stupid 杂种 can do something so clever. Maybe this funny thing is very common. But for me, i find it very creative. Hence, i captured it to share with everyone. Wassup!~~~

-小小乐趣故事~（下篇）-：

2005-04-22T09:12:00.000-07:00

hmmm...为了延续浪漫故事，我就把最近想到的一篇小小的乐趣故事告诉大家。由于我已想不到设么浪漫的故事能说了....只好说这篇让大家过过瘾吧。这其实不是故事来的，是一个动动脑精的小题。这题目是有个不知好歹的小子问我的。我还猜了好一阵子也，都猜不到。还以为答案很难呢，听了答案以后，真是好‘吊’啊！！你们也来猜猜吧。

有个男孩，脚和手被一条绳子绑着，拉到树上去吊着。而那条绳子是接到地上的，然后绑着地上的一根木。绳子的下端有根蜡烛，正燃烧着绳子。而树下则有只老虎，张着大大的嘴巴，等着那男孩掉下，然后吃了他。那男孩要怎么做才能把那老虎引开和绳子不会被烧断呢？

哈哈！大家快来猜猜吧。提示是一首歌，大家都会唱的歌。很明显了哦！！快来猜哦！！write in the comments.有人猜答案自会公开。越多人猜就越快知晓哦！！~~本王会很高兴很多人猜得哦！
hahaha!!!答案终于出炉了！！！！那就是！！！！~~~highlight=>唱生日歌给老虎听，然后叫老虎许愿，那么老虎就会去吹蜡烛咯！那男孩不就被救了嘛！哈哈哈！........（不要打我.....我也是受骗的.....)

~浪漫故事-(上篇)~：

2005-04-21T03:59:00.000-07:00

朕最近听了一个非常感人的爱情故事。在还没听之前，说故事的人和朕说‘当你听完这故事后，你会无话可说’。起初朕还不是很相信，因为朕对感情的敏感度简直就是负数的。但当朕听完这个极浪漫的爱情故事后，朕简直就是无话可说阿（朕差点就被这故事的内容吸引至爆屎呀）！！朕就决定把这么感人肺腑的故事告诉大家了~

"很久很久以前，森林里住着两只老虎。一直是雄的，而另一只则是雌的。它们都有各自所长。雄的老虎拥有一双千里眼，能把千里外一只小蚂蚁的动静看透眼里。而雌则拥有一对顺风耳，能听尽方圆一千里内的呼吸声呢。就这样两虎的依附，他们终于相爱起对方来了。原本这是多么完美及浪漫的故事啊。可是.......它们却是兄妹啊！......天意弄人.....兄妹关系的阻隔，让到他们不能在社会上立足。动物们的歧视，闲言闲语等等的侮辱及排侧。让他们不能在这片森林拥有任何立足之地了。但对于一对对爱情坚持的老虎老说，这小小的阻扰能分割它们的爱吗？？不！！！！它们决定离开这片唯一能让它们能立足的森林。为了避开一路上的闲言闲语及嘲讽。雌的老虎把它的耳朵刺聋了，雄的则把眼睛割盲。俩为了爱情，把生命也堵上了.............................................过了很久很久以后，有人发现了这个故事。于是为了纪念它们这段坚固感人伤心的故事，便为他们做了一首曲子流世至今。这首曲子是这样唱的 -highlight here=>两只老虎，两只老虎，跑得快，跑得快。一直没有眼睛，一直没有耳朵，奇怪，真奇怪。"

故事就到此为止，是不是很感人呢！！！~~如果你们还要朕说故事的活，就记得常常收看及给comments朕的网啦！！~~哈哈

-神王战败编-：

2005-04-18T15:21:00.000-07:00

本王活了20年........战胜无数，从未尝试过败的滋味........没想到今天竟然败得这么惨........败得多么彻底.......败得连本王都抬不起头来了.......本王都不敢面对众平民们......本王败的不是什么绝世高手，也不是什么惊世天劫，神魔鬼怪。这些小东西本王从不放在眼里。本王败的，却是连本王都难以想象的卑鄙平庸的东西-finance..........干！！本王竟然败在平民们读的东西下！！这真的是给了本王一个极大的打啊！昨晚本王尝试读读平民们读的-finance。其实本王也只用了1成功力，可能是忽视它的关系，也读了不多（其实是懒啦，最后一天才读。。嘿），便去和周公玩棋了。还以为考题会和书上的练习相识。干！完全就是不一样！本王绝对不会再相信那般庸俗狡猾的老鬼了！本王在考场简直就是呆了。目瞪口呆。不是如何是好。也不去想这么多了.........听天由命吧.........这次也总算让本王了解到‘骄兵必败’的滋味了............

-神王委屈篇-：

2005-04-11T20:57:00.000-07:00

[四名怪物-陈陈卫生的生日哦~！(>_<) ]

In the midnight of 7/4/05 about 12.00am, that’s an excellent time for me to prepare for sleeping. But I don’t know y I would do such of damn stupid thing for a damn stupid guy n ugly at all. That’s all of us is about 7 people (the people included in the damn pic)celebrated birthday with a four name ugly coward.干他妈的！我怎么会犯下这么严重的错误呢??竟然会为了一个从头到尾看起来极度怪癖的男人庆祝生日??本神王一定是乱了！但不打紧，本神王慈悲为怀。为了这等平庸小卒，放下神圣的神权。委屈自我。就在那天晚上，本神王到sunway pyramid’s coffee bean买了几片cheese cakes(干！超贵呢！)然后吩咐其他六位平民们跟随本王到他家.哈哈！当这怪僻男看到本王的到来时，他那惊讶及崇拜的神情弄到本王及纵平民们好开心啊！哇哈哈！~看他臣服在本神王得神威之下，本王果然不是盖的！~怪僻男及我的众平民们和本王玩得很开心。好像在仙境一番，大玩一场，真是快活！大约1.30，本王便带众平民们离开民间了。(*_*)

after exam....(o)..

2005-04-11T02:08:00.000-07:00

Saturday evening...normally,i just lie on the bad, see the wall..air..some unfortunate bacteria flow over my eyes..but today,the school events,such as test,assignment..etc,make me a hard breath from the deep of my heart. All the feeling of fear,scared,trance..were surounding in my mind. I knew that this is a form of escapism. But i still scared to face it.finally,over a severe conflict with examiner n my paper,now is the time for me to consolidate. Actually, the horor law exam paper is not so hard. Unfortunately,i didnt do it well. All the wrong might belong to me.I has the responsible to adopt it in the coming horror test. My father always remind me that i am a clever boy. The word'clever,clever,clever...'is travelling in my brain in any second since i born. So my dad make me feel that i always like a superman, i can do everthing without lazy(but in my memory,superman will also have lie on the bed like a lazy bum too.....). Whatever, i will do my best in my following test.i pray to the great buddist god...pls bless me..pls bless me....i think it will occur some effect...make me more intelligence.....

k.k travelling~such a good damn experience~shock!@

2005-04-09T11:32:00.000-07:00

(An unknown person fishing at the side,but the view fo this pic r likely a post card rite?dont u thnk so? )

On 14-12-04, four of my friend in college and i were going to my girlfriend hometown which called a small town Menggatal in kk ya~what i can conlude is,sabah is a very nature n damn beautiful sight in sea side,mountain and island. The one i was most attracted by is island. The view is exactly different with west malaysia. Although west malaysia have a beustiful island which is redang island. But you can feel that the nature, population,culture are most differented. So i am very very like this tour, although the food in sabah is more expensive than KL(they sold one checken rice is abt 5 dollar,quite expensive) and there are uneasy to find a restaurant or a conviniece food station for having a meal. After evening, at the non-core city's shops are mostly colosed, just left some mamak store and big restaurant.so this is very inconvinience to us(such as a teenager traveller). But finally i still like the place and i am very greatful to share with u all that my photo took by my professional photoed skill. I hope u will enjoy it.~ (^v^)and please give me some comments ya!!~~